My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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