Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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