shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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