Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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