? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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