Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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