And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
