Porn is love you can see.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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