Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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