I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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