Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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