This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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