I hate all girls vehemently.
I wish i was in the wii world.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
