it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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