Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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