its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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