i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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