We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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