just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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