Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
