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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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