did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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