If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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