i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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