Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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