go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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