that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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