is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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