bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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