I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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