Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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