There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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