your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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