Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
NoShamevember. You game?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
