So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I need a beard to bite.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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