your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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