I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she pinky promised me she was 18
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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