just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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