If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I love you. Go after that dick
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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