i barfeds in our rink
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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