Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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