We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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