What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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