Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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