she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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