fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I can't turn off my feet"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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