So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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