It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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