twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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