Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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