I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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